Butter Beer Frappuccino

Note: What you are about to read is a rant about the Butter Beer Frappuccino, Starbucks and customers’ ignorance ~~(that’s pretty much all of you Tumbly people who think that Starbucks is officially selling a Butter Beer Frappuccino)~~. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Dear Tumbly people who think that Starbucks is officially selling a Butter Beer Frappuccino…

They’re not…

If you go to a Starbucks and ask for a Butter Beer Frappuccino, the baristas are going to stare at you awkwardly, go to the back room, laugh at you and probably judge you.

After some research on the internetz (good ol’ internetz), I found someone’s recipe for a Butter Beer Frappuccino. Basically it’s a Caramel Frappuccino with Toffee Nut syrup added and some extra caramel sauce.

I’m going to emphasize this because I’ve seen 12,00 notes on that DAMN Butter Beer Frappuccino post and lots of replies about how people were disappointed when they tried to order one and the baristas had no idea what they were talking about.

IF YOU WANT A: Butter Beer Frappuccino…

ORDER IT AS A: Caramel Frappuccino with Toffee Nut syrup and Extra Caramel Sauce!!!

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Now some of you are going to ask yourselves, “Well what the fuck does this guy know?”

My answer:

I’m one of those baristas that is going to stare at you awkwardly when you come up to the counter and ask for a Butter Beer Frappuccino.

Today I had someone try to order one.

I didn’t know what was in it, so I told them that unless they knew what was in it, I couldn’t make it for them.

It wasn’t until after they left and I went on my lunch break that I looked it up and found the recipe.

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Remember people, if you don’t order it correctly…

We have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about…